Seniors

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A SENIOR PUT-DOWN

> A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT

> A self-important college freshman took it upon himself to explain
> to a senior
> citizen why it was impossible for the older generation to
> understand his
> generation.
>
> "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive
> one," the
> student said, loud enough for others nearby to hear.
>
> "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes,
> space travel,
> man walking on the moon. Our space probes have visited Mars. We
> have nuclear
> energy, ships and electric and hydrogen cars. Computers with light-
> speed
> processing... and more."
>
> After a brief silence the senior citizen responded, "You're right,
> son. We
> didn't have those things when we were young... so we invented them!

>
> Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next
> generation?"
>
> (The applause was amazing!)