Don't lie to mother

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Don't Lie to Your Mother
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Mrs. Cohen comes to visit her son Simon for dinner,
> >>>>who lives with a female roommate Rachel. During the
> >>>>course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
> >>>>notice how pretty Simon's roommate was. She had long
> >>>>been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and
> >>>>this had only made her more curious.
> >>>>
> >>>>Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
> >>>>interact, she started to wonder if there was more
> >>>>between Simon and his roommate than met the eye.
> >>>>Reading his mom's thoughts, Simon volunteered, "I know
> >>>>what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rachel
> >>>>and I are just roommates."
> >>>>
> >>>>About a week later, Rachel came to Simon saying, "Ever
> >>>>since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
> >>>>find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took
> >>>>it, do you?"
> >>>>Simon replied, " Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her,
> >>>>just to be sure."
> >>>>
> >>>>So he sat down and wrote:
> >>>>"Dear Momma,
> >>>>I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from
> >>>>my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not take it.
> >>>>But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
> >>>>since you were here for dinner.
> >>>>Love,
> >>>>Simon"
> >>>>
> >>>>Several days later, Simon received a response email
> >>>>from his Momma which read:
> >>>>"Dear Son,
> >>>>I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rachel, and
> >>>>I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But
> >>>>the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
> >>>>bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
> >>>>Love,
> >>>>Momma"